Sam

Sam is an intellectual genius. Not only is his brain incredibly large, but he also has incredibly large muscles and a tiny penis.

Sam is one of the main titans of Thanos Shoe, as well as being one of it's first members. Sam is notoriously good at the popular video game League of Legends, and always makes sure to gank all of his friends all the time. Among all this, Nothing stops Sam from being the absolute coolest guy around and is way more swag than Max.